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The cars we drive say a lot about us.-Alexandra Paul

We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.-James Woolsey

Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do-.Elon Musk

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.Russell Baker

I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.T-Pain

Electric cars are not going to take the market by storm, but it’s going to be a gradual improvement.Carlos Ghosn

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car quotes, car quotes for ig, Funny Car Quotes, car guy quotes, car quotes from movies
car quotes, car quotes for ig, Funny Car Quotes, car guy quotes, car quotes from movies
car quotes, car quotes for ig, Funny Car Quotes, car guy quotes, car quotes from movies
car quotes, car quotes for ig, Funny Car Quotes, car guy quotes, car quotes from movies
car quotes, car quotes for ig, Funny Car Quotes, car guy quotes, car quotes from movies

Fast cars are my only vice.Michael Bay

A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.Mario Andretti

Electric cars aren’t pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere.Alexandra Paul

Cars bring me sheer joy.Evan Spiegel

You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.David Byrne

Modern cars I don’t like so much.Amber Heard

Funny Car Quotes

Race cars, no matter what size or shape they are, they do the same things. It is not complicated.Tony Stewart

Generally, cars were not built to sit on dealer lots. It encourages the wrong kind of behavior in the whole system.Rick Wagoner

I’ve always been into cars. Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It’s unavoidable.Matthew Fox

I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.Edward Herrmann

The cars we drive say a lot about us.” —Alexandra Paul

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip

“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.” —Colin McRae

“Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.” —Enzo Ferrari

“I am emotional about engines, if you hurt my car, you hurt my heart.” —Amit Kalantri

“Leave sooner, drive slower, and live longer.” —Unknown

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” —George Carlin

“It’s more fun to drive a slow car fast, then to drive a fast car slow.” —Unknown

“Good cars get you from point A to point B. Great cars…Well they just get you in to trouble.” —Unknown

“If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough.” —Parnelli Jones

Cars are the reason we, you know, people live or die.Steven Curtis Chapman

There’s no way we could take cars off the planet and not have our society fall apart. So they’re a necessary evil, in that sense.Lindsay Wagner

All of those cars were once just a dream in somebody’s head.Peter Gabriel

The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.Marshall McLuhan

I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.Ferdinand Porsche

A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.Jaime Lerner

Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to another.Bill Gates

You can’t make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig. – Bob Akin

If a part can be installed incorrectly, it will be. – Murphy’s Law

Racing … it’s life. Everything that comes before or after is just waiting. -Michael Delaney

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” ~Jaime Lernercar

“A city that outdistances man’s walking powers is a trap for man.” ~Arnold Toynbee

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” ~Albert Einstein

“A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… you’re not going anywhere.” ~Sean

Car Guy Quotes

“A fast car can make women ‘like’ a man; and a man ‘like’ women … fast.” ~Mokokoma

“A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.” ~Florence Griffith

“Cars mean nothing to me. I’m not a car guy.” ~Penn Jillettecar

“A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.” ~Mario

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” ~Peter De

“After being bombarded endlessly by road-safety propaganda it was almost a relief to find myself in an actual accident.” ~J.G.

“All dash to and fro in motor cars, Familiar with the roads and settled nowhere.” ~T.S.

“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.” ~Anita

“Cars are the reason we, you know, people live or die.” ~Steven

“All of those cars were once just a dream in somebody’s head.” ~Peter

“Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.” ~Colin

“Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.” ~Chris

“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.” ~Dan

Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.” ~Amit

“As we drive down the freeways, we see the new cars, but not the massive new-car loans that enslave their drivers to the banks.” ~Gerry

“Cars bring me sheer joy.” ~Evan

“Electric cars are not going to take the market by storm, but it’s going to be a gradual improvement.” ~Carlos

“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.” ~Amit Kalantri

“Electric cars aren’t pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere.” ~Alexandra Paul

“I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.” ~T-Pain

“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.” ~H.G. Wells

“Everybody wants to be someplace he ain’t.” ~Henry

“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” ~E. B. White

“I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it’s an engine.” ~Amit

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.Erma Bombeck

Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.Chris Bangle

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There’s something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym.Bill Nye

The cars we drive say a lot about us.” —Alexandra Paul

“Never have more children than you have car windows.” —Erma Bombeck

Cars bring me sheer joy.” — Evan Spiegel

“Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.” —Colin Powell

“Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.” —Evan Esar

“Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” —Unknown

“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.” —Colin McRae

“There are three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars.” —Mario Lopez

“Older cars tend to drive like older cars. That is not for me.” —Robert Herjavec

“It’s not just a car. It’s someone else’s dream.” —Unknown

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“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” —Erma Bombeck

“A car for every purse and purpose.” —Alfred P. Sloan

“Watch out for the idiot behind me.” —Unknown

“People go to car races to watch the crashes.” —Unknown

“Racing is the best way to convert money into noise.” —Unknown

“What’s behind you doesn’t matter.” —Enzo Ferrari

“You can’t treat a car like a patient. A car needs love.” —Unknown

“A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.” — Mario Andretti

“If one day the speed kills me. Do not cry, because I was smiling.” —Unknown

“It’s more fun to drive a slow car fast, then to drive a fast car slow.” —Unknown

“Nothing is awesome then a classic car.” —Unknown

“You can’t fix stupid.” —Unknown

“We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.” — James Woolsey

“You can’t find the right roads when the streets are paved.” —Unknown

The poorest people either don’t have cars or actually don’t drive very far in many cases.Joe Hockey

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.Craig Benzine

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.E. B. White

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” —E B White

“Life is too short for traffic.” —Dan Bellack

“I am emotional about engines, if you hurt my car, you hurt my heart.” —Amit Kalantri

“A new car is not going to change your life.” —Monica Ali

“Fast cars are my only vice.” —Michael Bay

“Cars’ is simply near and dear to my heart.” — John Lasseter

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.” — Jason Love

“Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.” —Unknown

“I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.” —Ben Stein

“Don’t touch me! I am not that mind of car.” —Unknown

“My car runs on gas not friendship. So pay up.” —Unknown

“With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese.” —Mr. Kuniyasu

“If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow.” —Ross Bentley

“If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough.” —Parnelli Jones

“Why worry about death, it’ll come sooner or later.” —Jim Dunn

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” —Dudley Moore

“People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.” —Orlando Bloom

“Leave sooner, drive slower, and live longer.” —Unknown

“I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.” —Edward Herrmann

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” —Dudley Moore

“To finish first, you must first finish.” —Juan Manuel Fangio

“It’s a long road but it’s a worth it.” —Unknown

“People don’t take trips…Trips take people.” —Unknown

“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.” —Unknown

“A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian.” —Unknown

“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.” —Ray Romano

“All of those cars were once just a dream in somebody’s head.” —Peter Gabriel

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.Rita Rudner

Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.Françoise Sagan

Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.Colin Powell

The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.Marshall McLuhan

With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese.Mr. Kuniyasu

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.Amit Kalantri

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.Albert Einstein

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.Tom Arnold

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.Doug Larson

It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.Mario Andretti

To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It’s futile to gaze at the world through a car window.Albert Einstein

A car for every purse and purpose.Alfred P. Sloan

Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the automobile is.Diane Johnson

The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.Marshall McLuhan

More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.Brock Yates

Never have more children than you have car windows.Erma Bombeck

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.Jeff Foxworthy

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.Jeremy Clarkson

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.Tim Allen

We’re in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit.David Suzuki

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.Earl Wilson

A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.Jean Cocteau

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.Dudley Moore

Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.Colin Mcrae

In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny.Jose Froilan Gonzalez

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.Tim Allen

Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.” —Erol Ozan

“We’re going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.” —Larry Dixon

“Guns are like cars: you can trust a good used one better than one that’s brand new.” —Haruki Murakami

“When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.” —Ayrton Senna

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip

“Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.” —Enzo Ferrari

“The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings.” —Lewis Hamilton

“I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.” —Ferdinand Porsche

“I am an artist my,The track is my canvas, and my car is my brush.” —Graham Hill

“Wealthy people one of life’s greatest thrill…making the last car payment.” —Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.” —Carrie Snow

“Maybe the bike is more dangerous, but the passion for the car for me is second to the bike.” — Valentino Rossi

“Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.” —Will Rogers

“Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents.” —Bauvard

“The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.” —Mario Andretti

“I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.” —Brock Yates

“A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.” —Florence Griffith Joyner

“It’s a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.” —Dale Earnhardt

“Maybe the bike is more dangerous, but the passion for the car for me is second to the bike.” —Valentino Rossi

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” —George Carlin

“Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to another.” —Bill Gates

“Automobiles are unreliable and dangerous slaves. They frequently revolt and kill their masters. I hate them.” —Michael D. O’Brien

“I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same.” —Valentino Rossi

“When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there’s a good chance the transmission is shot.” —Larry Lujack

“Good cars get you from point A to point B. Great cars…Well they just get you in to trouble.” —Unknown

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” —Steven Wright

“If there isn’t a parking space out front or I can’t see my car from the window, we’re eating somewhere else.” —Unknown

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” —Jaime Lerner

“You can’t buy happiness but you can buy cars and that’s kind of the same thing.” —Unknown

“In life, you need a house and a car. After that, you have a choice.” —Unknown

“Racing costs today exactly the same as it did twenty years ago.. it takes every penny you have.” —Unknown

“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.” —Amit Kalantri

“You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.” —David Byrne

“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.” —Erma Bombeck

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” —Doug Larson

“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.” —H.G. Wells

“The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.” —Marshall Mcluhan

“The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life’s work complete.” —Rudolf Diesel

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.” —Murray Walker

“The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.” —Edward Abbey

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” —Erma Bombeck

“Once you’ve raced, you never forget it. And you never get over it.” —Richard Childress

“If you don’t look back at your car after you park it, you own the wrong car.” —Unknown

“A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.” —Unknown

“A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.” — Florence Griffith Joyner

“Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.” —Tim Allen

“Always Remember, your car will never wake up and tell you it does not love you anymore.” —Unknown

By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands of them bear testimony to this today, still running on the roads of Cuba though fueled with nationalized Venezuelan gasoline and maintained with spit and haywire. P. J. O’Rourke

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. Dudley Moore

There’s a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window. Dan Brown

The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings. Lewis Hamilton

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. E. B. White

The fact is I don’t drive just to get from A to B. I enjoy feeling the car’s reactions, becoming part of it. Enzo Ferrari

Automobiles have always been part of my life, and I’m sure they always will be. What is it about them that moves me? The sound of a great engine, the unity and uniqueness of an automobile’s engineering and coachwork, the history of the company and the car, and, of course, the sheer beauty of the thing. Edward Herrmann

I’m a typical guy. Driving cars and speed are really fun. Luke Mably Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives. Chris Bangle A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments. Mario Andretti

The time is right for electric cars – in fact the time is critical. Carlos Ghosn

I’m a crazy car guy. I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars. Paul Walker

It’s like driving your car. If you drive too fast on the highway, you will topple, so you better maintain your speed. Life is similar to that, and that’s the way you have to control your head. A. R. Rahman

See, when you drive home today, you’ve got a big windshield on the front of your car. And you’ve got a little bitty rearview mirror. And the reason the windshield is so large and the rearview mirror is so small is because what’s happened in your past is not near as important as what’s in your future. Joel Osteen Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen

In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000. I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn’t drive, but I had it in the parking lot there, and everybody that could drive would drive the car. So it was like a community thing. Willie Mays

I’m probably more dangerous in a car than I am on a motorbike; on a bike I’m very mindful of the fact that if you make a mistake, you’re dead. James McAvoy

When consumers purchase a Toyota, they are not simply purchasing a car, truck or van. They are placing their trust in our company. Akio Toyoda

I have two or three cars that I like, but today, Ferrari would be the best car I have driven in terms of being an impressive car. Ratan Tata

Modern motor vehicles are safer and more reliable than they have ever been – yet more than 1 million people are killed in car accidents around the world each year, and more than 50 million are injured. Why? Largely because one perilous element in the mechanics of driving remains unperfected by progress: the human being. Tom Chatfield

The cars we drive say a lot about us.Alexandra Paul

We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.James Woolsey

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” -George Carlin

“It’s more fun to drive a slow car fast, then to drive a fast car slow.” -Unknown

“Good cars get you from point A to point B. Great cars…Well they just get you in to trouble.” -Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?

Factory farming is one of the biggest contributors to the most serious environmental problems. The meat industry causes more greenhouse gas emissions than all the cars, trucks, planes and ships in the world.

“People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.” -Orlando Bloom

“Leave sooner, drive slower, and live longer.” -Unknown

“I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.” -Edward Herrmann

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” -Dudley Moore

“To finish first, you must first finish.” -Juan Manuel Fangio

“It’s a long road but it’s a worth it.” -Unknown

“People don’t take trips…Trips take people.” -Unknown

“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.” -Unknown

“A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian.” -Unknown

“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.” -Ray Romano

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.” -Mac McCleary

“When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there’s a good chance the transmission is shot.” -Larry Lujack

Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. Evan Davis

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